Brianstorm Lyrics – Arctic Monkeys

[Verse 1]
Brian, top marks for not trying
So kind of you to bless us
With your effortlessness
We're grateful and
So strangely comforted
And I wonder
Are you putting us under?
'Cause we can't take our eyes off
The t-shirt and ties combination
Well, see you later, innovator

[Verse 2]
Some want to kiss
Some want to kick you
There's not a net you
Couldn't slip through
Or at least that's the impression I get
'cause you're smooth and you're wet
And she's not aware yet, but she's yours
She'll be saying, "Use me, show me the jacuzzi"
I imagine that it's there on a plate
Your whole rendezvous rate
Means that you'll never be frightened
To make 'em wait for a while

[Bridge]
I doubt it's your style not to get
What you set out to acquire
The eyes are on fire
You are the unforecasted storm

[Verse 3]
(Brian) Calm, collected and commanding
(Top marks for not trying)
You leave the other story standing
With your renditions and jokes
Bet there's hundreds of blokes
That have wept 'cause you've stolen their thunder
Are you putting us under?
'Cause we can't take our eyes off
The t-shirt and ties combination
Well, see you later, innovator